"Oh, Al. I've heard about you."
She'd been here SIX WEEKS.
Seriously, what the hell? I'm just sayin...
Ok, to be fair, I can't own this town in a year without at least... let's say 4... maybe 5 of my boys from home. There's just too much area to cover. Wishful Thinking could own it in a day and a half. Toasty Babies could own it in a week, but mostly because we'd take a lot of breaks.
By myself, I'd say owning it would be a bit much. I'll rent it.
-Al
P.S. Soju and tequila are a bad bad... bad idea. Don't mix them. Ever. Just... don't. Trust me.
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" Oh THAT Al Sterling..." Sounds vaguely familiar?
How many times have I heard, "Oh, you're Al's Mom!" Yeah, my claim to fame. Al's Mom.
BTW~Another really bad mix with tequila; Bailey's Irish Cream. It will burn your tongue. I'm not kidding. Maybe it could be used as an incendiary device!
LOL @ ivan! that was hilarious! another thing not to mix, its me, scotch, and a cell phone with ex girlfriends numbers saved on it... it hasnt happened recently, I just felt I needed to chime in on things that didnt need to be mixed.
P.S. toasty babies COULD own that place in a week...
all the love from the hurricane magnet that is florida.
sure, you may not own the WHOLE town in a year, but that's not to say that you won't have owned your own PART of town, like the 50's you know??? I wanna know how many blocks you own when you come home.
So are you still "Puke free since
'03?"
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